Dryblower: Bulldust and dollars

LISTEN! Can you hear that cracking sound? No, it's not the floorboards. It's the sound of knuckles being tightly gripped at AuDAX Resources and Newmont Mining as the highly touted Bronzewing South gold claim is finally put to the test of the device known in the oil game as

"Steady on Dryblower," you say. "That's a bit steep. No-one has told any lies about Bronzewing South."