Wanted: more lamb, less mutton

AFTER much gossip, Edna May has finally swapped husbands, but there aren’t many more willing brides out there. The second-hand market has dried up so the Metal Detective studies a map to find some virginal replacements.

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Normally second-hand wives (or husbands, or same-sex partners) come with “issues”, but that hasn’t stopped a lot of former bachelors such as Bill Beament, Jake Klein and Peter Cook making lots of hay

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